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The Paranoid Company’s Place in the Cybersecurity Market
The Paranoid Company isn’t exactly “paranoid.” Our name pays homage to one of the earliest cybersecurity teams in the United States, the legendary “Paranoids” of Yahoo… once AOL, Verizon now? The Paranoids still exist today and were quietly kept as a celebrity secret amongst the cyber community. Like them, we think differently. We may not be Cold War era codebreakers tackling a new threat landscape called the internet, but we are on a mission to change how the security indust

Ned Stark
Dec 22, 20253 min read


Sell It ALL! Program Explained
The Paranoid Company is inviting select sales reps scattered across the country who work for cybersecurity OEMs and want to sell past their current skus. We want you to take your best customers and give you the opportunity to sell beyond your employer’s in-house products and/or services. Today’s CISOs buy anywhere from 10–130 tools , spanning commercial grade accounts to large enterprises. We want you to not only sell your products, but the rest. EDR sales reps → sell the S

Ned Stark
Jan 292 min read


Credits and Savings: How The Paranoid Company Puts Money Back in Customers’ Pockets
The Paranoid Company draws inspiration from cooperative business models and customer loyalty programs found across industries, with our deepest roots coming from retail. A fresh spin on a market place thats operated the same way for decades. Our Philosophy We believe the best way to take care of customers is to take care of our people first. From there, we designed our business to pass along as much brokerage-based savings to customers as possible. Well before we launched, we

Ned Stark
Jan 292 min read
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