
The Paranoid Co.
ABOUT
OUR MISSION
OUR WHY
Paranoid Cyber is on a mission to serve and honor customers' most complex cybersecurity challenges with innovative and creative solutions. We believe that all organizations deserve access to the “best of breed” cybersecurity technology and bespoke level services no matter the customer size and shape.

OUR
SERVICES
Procurement
We buy, sell and broker a lot of cyber security products! Combined, decades of exerpiance working hand in hand with vendors. Buying software and hardware can be especially difficult. Hundreds of vendors all offering similar products and resellers, distributors hungry for margin. Access to upper echelon technologies can be surprisingly difficult to acquire.
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Endpoint
Endpoint Monitoring solutions, EDR, XDR, MDR
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SIEM
Tradition SIEM tools, XIM, Datalakes and query tooling
DevSecOps
Cloud Security, Application Security and Network & Infrastructure
Professional Services
Paroniod Cyber was named after the 1990’s - 2000's AOL group who quietly went by the name "The Paranoids". A group of individuals acutely aware of the real world cyber risk of the time. Our Engagements and Assessments pay homage to The Paranoids. We’re informed by traditional methods but directed by the real world risk of the day.
ADVISORY
Our vCISO org includes both internal and external console. CISOs who have seen it all and lived to tell the tale. We take enterprise grade experiance and apply it to all of our customers no matter the size.
BIG TECH Advisors for all
ADVERSARIAL
Our adversarial org is comprised of true Red Teamers. We take the worst of the worst out of our DFIR engagements. Nation State actors who know us by name and deploy our findings to each engagement.
Real World Risk in action our Adversarial team are artists.
Our Partners
We pride ourselves on procuring the best and finest SaaS vendors and MSP for our customer. We can get most anything, but lean on our ability to ask why and forecast new product impact on the great business impact not just the cyber security program










CO-OP!?
Yes, You Read That Right! The Paranoid Co. is indeed a Co-Op.