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You’re invited to join Paranoid’s Sales Affiliate Program while we remain in stealth mode - granting you ground-floor access to a disruptive reseller model the industry hasn’t seen before.

You’re invited to join Paranoid’s Sales Affiliate Program while we remain in stealth mode - granting you ground-floor access to a disruptive reseller model the industry hasn’t seen before.

WELCOME

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can leverage the PARANOID co. as much or as little as you’d like. We act as a trusted technology broker for your customers while keeping your current role. It’s an “in industry gig economy” at its finest.

that can be used toward any other supported products or services we carry. If we don’t carry it we can go get it!

or lack-there-of... is a true cooperative. Every employee is a part-owner with voting rights and our customers are credited for their purchases.

SALES AFFILIATES

OUR CORPORATE STRUCTURE

CUSTOMERS EARN CREDITS

HOW IT
WORKS

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You earn 10% of the profit margin on any customer you bring to Paranoid.

YOUR
BENEFITS

EXAMPLE

If that same customer later buys other technologies your company doesn’t manufacture, you’ll receive 10% of each transaction’s margin, simply because of your initial referral for the remainder and next calendar year.

•  Cost of your technology to Paranoid: $100,000

•  Customer price (20% markup): $120,000
•  Margin: $20,000 → You earn $2,000 via your XTRM wallet.

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Each customer also earns a minimum 5% credit (based on the margin value) toward future purchases. This creates a fair balance between profit and loyalty—building long-term relationships with the PARANOID co.

CUSTOMER
BENEFITS

CUSTOMER
BENEFITS

Each customer also earns a minimum 5% credit (based on the margin value) toward future purchases. This creates a fair balance between profit and loyalty building long-term relationships with the PARANOID co and incentivizing customers to return to our marketplace. 

OUR CORPORATE STRUCTURE

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You earn 30% of the profit margin on any customer you bring to Paranoid.

You’re invited to join Paranoid’s Sales Affiliate Program while we remain in stealth mode - granting you ground-floor access to a disruptive reseller model the industry hasn’t seen before.

stealth mode

can leverage The Paranoid Co. as much or as little as you’d like—acting as a trusted technology broker for your customers while keeping your current role. It’s an “in industry gig economy” at its finest 

that can be used toward any other supported products or services we carry. If we don’t carry it we can go get it!

or lack-there-of is a true cooperative: every employee is a part-owner with voting rights and our customers are credited for their purchases.

SALES AFFILIATES

CUSTOMERS EARN CREDITS

WELCOME

HOW IT
WORKS

YOUR
BENEFITS

EXAMPLE

If that same customer later buys other technologies your company doesn’t manufacture, you’ll receive 10% of each transaction’s margin, simply because of your initial referral for the remainder and next calendar year.

•  Cost of your technology to Paranoid: $100,000

•  Customer price (20% markup): $120,000
•  Margin: $20,000 → You earn $6,000 via your XTRM wallet.

CUSTOMER
BENEFITS

Each customer also earns a minimum 5% credit (based on the margin value) toward future purchases. This creates a fair balance between profit and loyalty - building long-term relationships with The Paranoid Co.

Limited Customer Slots Available For 2026  

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Contact

Accounting@paranoidco.com
24 N Mulberry St. 

Lancaster PA 17603

© 2026 by The Paranoid Company LLC 

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