
You’re invited to join Paranoid’s Sales Affiliate Program while we remain in stealth mode - granting you ground-floor access to a disruptive reseller model the industry hasn’t seen before.
You’re invited to join Paranoid’s Sales Affiliate Program while we remain in stealth mode - granting you ground-floor access to a disruptive reseller model the industry hasn’t seen before.
WELCOME

can leverage the PARANOID co. as much or as little as you’d like. We act as a trusted technology broker for your customers while keeping your current role. It’s an “in industry gig economy” at its finest.
that can be used toward any other supported products or services we carry. If we don’t carry it we can go get it!
or lack-there-of... is a true cooperative. Every employee is a part-owner with voting rights and our customers are credited for their purchases.
SALES AFFILIATES
OUR CORPORATE STRUCTURE
CUSTOMERS EARN CREDITS
HOW IT
WORKS

You earn 10% of the profit margin on any customer you bring to Paranoid.
YOUR
BENEFITS
EXAMPLE
If that same customer later buys other technologies your company doesn’t manufacture, you’ll receive 10% of each transaction’s margin, simply because of your initial referral for the remainder and next calendar year.
• Cost of your technology to Paranoid: $100,000
• Customer price (20% markup): $120,000
• Margin: $20,000 → You earn $2,000 via your XTRM wallet.

Each customer also earns a minimum 5% credit (based on the margin value) toward future purchases. This creates a fair balance between profit and loyalty—building long-term relationships with the PARANOID co.
CUSTOMER
BENEFITS
OUR CORPORATE STRUCTURE

You earn 30% of the profit margin on any customer you bring to Paranoid.
You’re invited to join Paranoid’s Sales Affiliate Program while we remain in stealth mode - granting you ground-floor access to a disruptive reseller model the industry hasn’t seen before.
stealth mode
can leverage The Paranoid Co. as much or as little as you’d like—acting as a trusted technology broker for your customers while keeping your current role. It’s an “in industry gig economy” at its finest
that can be used toward any other supported products or services we carry. If we don’t carry it we can go get it!
or lack-there-of is a true cooperative: every employee is a part-owner with voting rights and our customers are credited for their purchases.
SALES AFFILIATES
CUSTOMERS EARN CREDITS
WELCOME
HOW IT
WORKS
YOUR
BENEFITS
EXAMPLE
If that same customer later buys other technologies your company doesn’t manufacture, you’ll receive 10% of each transaction’s margin, simply because of your initial referral for the remainder and next calendar year.
• Cost of your technology to Paranoid: $100,000
• Customer price (20% markup): $120,000
• Margin: $20,000 → You earn $6,000 via your XTRM wallet.
CUSTOMER
BENEFITS
Each customer also earns a minimum 5% credit (based on the margin value) toward future purchases. This creates a fair balance between profit and loyalty - building long-term relationships with The Paranoid Co.
Contact
Accounting@paranoidco.com
24 N Mulberry St.
Lancaster PA 17603
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